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Thursday, August 21, 2014

Dear Sainsburys - I Need Bratwurst

Dear Sainsburys

I require some Bratwurst.

However you do not stock any Bratwurst.

My only other options are to shop at the horrid Tesco store, or to book a Ryanair flight to Germany.

Are you able to assist in me being able to avoid the above options?

Kind regards
James Winfield

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Dear Mr Winfield

Thank you for your email. I am sorry that you are not able to order Bratwurst online. I can understand your disappointment, especially as it is something that you particularly like.

I tried to call you on the 13 August at 10.00am and 11.45am to offer assistance but was not successful.

I have rang our Careline and spoken to John who has advised me that the Calcot store does not stock this item at present. He will try to get this item to be stocked in the Calcot store. If this is possible we will be able to get it added to our website.

We appreciate the time you have taken to contact us and hope to see you online again very soon.

Yours sincerely

Customer Manager

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Hi Customer Manager

Thank you ever so much for your response, I shall keep my beady eye out on your website.

Apologies that I could not answer earlier, I assumed that the withheld number was one of those PPI calls and there are only so many times that I can try to wind up one of those damn PPI callers pretending that I borrowed money from Pedro to buy cocaine from South America before my manager, who sits opposite me, starts to believe maybe Pedro did charge me PPI.

In the meantime, if my Bratwurst cravings become too intolerable, would you recommend that I go to Tesco, or catch a Ryanair flight to Germany?

Kind regards
James

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No further response and still no Bratwurst online.

I have found this picture though.