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Friday, February 21, 2014

Facing Up To My Deepest Fear

There is one thing in this world that I fear even more than erectile disfunction and that is another Labour government.

Sadly for me, and those who don't enjoy recessions, this is a possibility in 2015, according to the polls.

Yes, these men could be running the country.


Fuck.

But every cloud has a silver lining or two:

1. David Cameron wouldn't be the leader of the Conservative Party any more.  Either Gideon or Boris would.  Boris.  Yes, Boris could be on the next step of the ladder to World Leader.

2. Erm, more debt, more recession, more misery, more lies, more deceit.  Maybe just one silver lining then.  Unless you are a banker that is good at betting on economic downfalls.

I guess I could go live in another country.  I don't think I can handle another 5 years of the country I love being destroyed.


Be afraid.